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Chicks Demotivational Poster


MORTICIA ADDAMS -


TAGS: cute creepy chicks retro tv cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

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tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am, #213168
Man I LOVED her!!


OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.




NAZI CHICKS -


TAGS: mar 5 nazi chicks
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:09 pm, #239083
Not as nice as the ones in "I Served the King of England".
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:47 am, #214927
5 great lols from germany xDD
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 5:53 pm, #162460
Teehee
Asasello - March 6, 2010, 6:34 am, #162301
Love it.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:03 pm, #161988
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
Jmac0585 - March 5, 2010, 5:26 pm, #161982
5L for you.
LogicDude - March 5, 2010, 5:16 pm, #161977
Mein Leben! 5L!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:01 pm, #161972
Ok, that one is good!!!
Airman - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm, #161971
LOL
culos - March 5, 2010, 4:57 pm, #161969
Can I have the one in the skirt? 5 German Shepherds!
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 4:43 pm, #161966
Amsome Fattie!
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 4:39 pm, #161964
Fun with puns! Thanks aggy!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:33 pm, #161962
Yes!


F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....




REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.




GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.




FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm, #129653
They see me rollin'...


SEAN -


TAGS: sean likes chicks
Rating: 4.36/5

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Greeny - December 9, 2014, 10:19 pm, #258696
Hi Sean
CaptainBaked - May 2, 2011, 3:05 pm, #217897
HAHA! You can always go incognito...
Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:30 pm, #217886
Oh gawddddd. I just saw this for the first time. How will my avatar ever show its face on the interwebbernets again?


SFW - 4 Naked Chicks In A Spa.


TAGS: sfw 4 n**** chicks in a spa
Rating: 4.06/5

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CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:54 pm, #167077
2L sorry


SONIC THE HEDGEHOG - Posing As "SxyGurL14"


TAGS: trolling for chicks
Rating: 3/5

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SalaComMander - February 14, 2010, 2:34 am, #157987
I also lolled
Alexis.Chu - January 1, 2010, 3:01 am, #149258
I lolled.


ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds


TAGS: zombies chicks women brains minds pancakes
Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm, #18489
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!


VILLIANESS - Come on, who wouldn't want to work with "forces of evil" like these? I wonder if we could carpool?


TAGS: september challenge evil chicks are h**
Rating: 3.65/5

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Lovellama - December 29, 2009, 6:29 pm, #148825
If those were my co-workers i would certainly go over to the Dark Side.


OBLIVIOUSNESS - Dude!! Those chicks are TOTALLY winking at me !




I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO -




WELCOME TO BUDS -




COLORED CHICKS - I'm into them, variety is the what makes life interesting ...




WRONG -


TAGS: wrong fail h** chicks h** cars ulgy incorrect false
Rating: 2.76/5

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Agent K - July 24, 2009, 8:18 am, #99407
EVERYTHING should have h** asian girls.


THE ONLY ASIAN WHO SUCKS AT ARITHMETICS - Is great with girls.




FITNESS -




GIRLS NEXT DOOR -


TAGS: gnd neighbors fatchicks
Rating: 4.64/5

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5150monkeylove - October 27, 2010, 11:58 am, #199854
I know the feeling. 5 loudmouthed ghetto a-holes


WEIRD - I've never seen an actual mcdonalds being built They just APPEAR


TAGS: fat chicks waiting mcdonalds funny
Rating: 3.78/5

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ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:43 am, #223902
I build them all the time.


CANADIAN CHICKS - I bet YOU sat on the couch juggling the bean bag last night…pussy.




YOUR CHANCES - At least they are polite enough to tell you on a 1-10 scale.


TAGS: h** chicks girld volleyball
Rating: 2.91/5

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GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 10:28 am, #145632
I like indecision of the middle one. 5 thumbs up


Metal Chicks -


TAGS: metal chicks
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - June 7, 2013, 8:41 am, #246389
In more ways than one?


SKATER CHICKS - Well that's not quite what I had in mind dude...




I DON'T GET IT - This is totaly SFW.




NO FAT CHICKS - Unless you weigh over 300 pounds. Then you wear a shirt that says: "I kicked anorexia's ass."




ARMED AND DELICIOUS - Armed chicks never fail to turn me on




ADVENTURE -


TAGS: golf is for lamos who suck at pool and bowling and darts and *** with chicks yeah mostly the ses with chicks part
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am, #173128
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am, #173096
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of s*d's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am, #173095
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am, #173075
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am, #173066
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am, #173064
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm, #173057
*raquet
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm, #173056
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm, #173054
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm, #173053
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm, #173050
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm, #173049
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm, #173048
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm, #173046
great tags!


WITHOUT WARNING - A half of the population of the midwest disappeared overnight.


TAGS: fat chicks
Rating: 3.64/5

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BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 7:41 am, #153886
That's cause the want all the donuts for themselves


FAIL.. - Gravitational pull doesn't count as magnetism.




POLICE - Doing Their Job




THE OUTHOUSE -




ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' -


TAGS: fat chicks rawhide
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 14, 2012, 6:54 pm, #239162
Great tune over the Muzak!


Day 4 -




THE PROVRBIAL SMOKE -




THE PAST -




HOT CHICKS -




FATT MATT - We are all just residents of his planet


TAGS: chicks dig him
Rating: 3.94/5

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GreyScorpion - March 31, 2010, 7:38 pm, #168459
LOL @ Face 5L
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:33 pm, #168454
Its called a tribute to a great contributer ya ja****s!
dragontamer1990 - March 31, 2010, 7:31 pm, #168452
And they approved this why?
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 5:26 pm, #168423
Thx Air! As soon as that b**** gets done rowing me home she better be making me 15 sammmiches...


REDUNDANCY -




IT'S THE CAR, RIGHT? -


TAGS: avatar car ride chicks dig the car
Rating: 3.11/5

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TheCharnstar - May 25, 2010, 7:12 am, #177613
Dang Claire, you're right. I'm not surprised actually, I thought it was obvious
Claire - May 24, 2010, 10:41 pm, #177573
Already been done.


BONECD - Who are we to judge What he does or how he dresses On his 72 hour sabbatical.


TAGS: gee bone i like skinny chicks but that s too far dude
Rating: 2.85/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:52 pm, #112829
*Smooches*
MO - August 28, 2009, 3:49 pm, #112827
And Tadda!!!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:54 pm, #106140
X's and O's to all you fans
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:53 pm, #106139
Great one MO!!! BoneCd-Skeletor-Honey please!!! ROFLMAO!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:52 pm, #106138
ya, I saw that Moo+...anonymous baby
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:49 pm, #106134
Did you guys read the tags on that "disaster movie" poster?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:48 pm, #106132
Why? don't you like it?
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:48 pm, #106131
At least I got a ****tail
MO - August 8, 2009, 4:47 pm, #106130
Bones a cross dresser?? Not a very good one either....those shoes with that hand bag????
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:45 pm, #106129
Good thing you were drunk when you made this Moo+...ROTFLMAO
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:40 am, #106043
LOL Bone!!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 11:37 am, #106041
Dammit Mooo+ I said no pictures...you know my beach bag sooo clashes with my outfit!


CHICKS - The reason I always come back to Motifake.


TAGS: edible little chicks for a snack
Rating: 2.67/5

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Derek - June 22, 2010, 5:44 pm, #181260
Mmmmm, I've seen better. Oh, which one is "That One"?


PICTURE DAY - Well, at least she shaved


TAGS: ugly chicks
Rating: 2.57/5

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hjbookman - April 3, 2009, 2:07 pm, #70142
Desert Storm?...who gives a ****. It's still funny.
Mark - January 19, 2009, 7:17 pm, #53130
She's a Desert Storm Vet. Just say thank you and move along.
Sean - November 7, 2008, 1:22 pm, #34326
I laughed, and then felt really guilty, and then laughed some more. Too funny AND too mean. Great delivery.
... - November 7, 2008, 1:08 pm, #34319
made me lol...very good


DIXIE CHICKS -




INTEGRITY -


TAGS: chicks politics war patriotism integrity
Rating: 2.33/5
Sean - June 8, 2009, 9:41 pm, #85300
Phewww! My apologies to the Dixie Chicks. But I will still NEVER forgive them for the pivotoal role they played in the "Defenestration in Prague".
agdaniele - June 8, 2009, 9:37 pm, #85299
With retards on all sides of you, I can only a**ume you're using the "When in Rome" strategy. I won't waste either of our time explaining why you fail.
Retards on all sides - June 8, 2009, 8:56 pm, #85293
How random I stop at this one, just to see the retards type. The Dixie chicks have integrity and are patriots. Even if I hate country music,you twits have no clue what your talking about. Sean(guest) it was Karl Rove not Dixie chicks who exposed CIA gal.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:47 am, #78926
And yet HAHA, they're so much richer and more famous than your wholly anonymous a** will ever be.
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 1:41 am, #78920
Make up your minds you dumb b****es. Be a politican or a music group. Now you ruined both.
AMMO - April 14, 2009, 5:46 am, #72894
I think I'm becoming a conservationist... I wish we could conserve oxygen and have these three stop breathing it... Glad these b****'s fell of the face of the earth... hope they moved to California...
matters not - December 5, 2008, 1:23 am, #41903
stick to making ****ty top 40 songs and leave national defense to people like me
nope - September 16, 2008, 6:04 pm, #21434
f*** the chixie ***ks!
Sean - September 14, 2008, 9:09 pm, #21061
But when they went around the country exposing the identity of that (h** babe) CIA agent, that for me is when the Chicks went too far -- it's war time, for Chrissakes.
yer mom - September 1, 2008, 8:00 am, #18090
indeed!


SEXUAL HARASSMENT -


TAGS: harassment mountain h** chicks
Rating: 2.19/5

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Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 4:08 am, #18291
honestly i dont know any guy thats filed a ***ual harassment charge... unless it was another guy


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